Vicks Jokes

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    From the rehu-l list where it had been posted from the Whim list.
    From "American Demographics" magazine:
    Here's a look at how shrewd American business people translate their slogans into foreign languages:
    When Braniff translated a slogan touting its upholstery, "Fly in leather," it came out in Spanish as "Fly naked."
    Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
    Chicken magnate Frank Perdue's line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken," sounds much more interesting in Spanish: "It takes a sexually stimulated man to make a chicken affectionate."
    When Vicks first introduced its cough drops on the German market, they were chagrined to learn that the German pronunciation of "v" is f - which makes "Vicks" in German the phonetic equivalent of "sexual penetration."
    Not to be outdone, Puffs tissues tried more...

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