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Two college friends, one from New York and one from Iowa, come of age during summer break. The New York boy's father presents him with a new pistol. Meantime, the Iowa boy receives a beautiful gold watch.

The next semester in their dorm room, the two boys are showing each other what they got. They each liked what the other one got, so, they traded.

That night, when the New York boy phones home, he tells his father about the watch, and explains that he and Sammy traded.

The father blows his top. "Whats a matta you! You a stupid college kid? Some day, you maybe gonna get married. Then maybe some day you gonna come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Look at your watch and say,' How long you gonna be?'"

Two college friends, one from New York and one from Indiana, come of age during summer break. The New York boy's father presents him with a new pistol. The Indiana boy receives a beautiful gold watch.
The next semester in their dorm room, the two boys are showing each other what they received. They each liked what the other one got so much, that they traded.
That evening, when the New York boy phones home, he tells his father all about the watch and that he and his friend, Tommy, traded.
His father hits the roof. "What's a matta you! You a stupid college kid? Some day, you maybe gonna get married. Then maybe some day you gonna come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Look at your watch and say, 'How long you gonna be?' "

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father presents him with a new pistol. On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boyreceives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boysare showing each other what they got. They each liked what theother one got, so, they traded. That night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees himlooking at the watch. "Where did you getta thatta watch?" asks theman. The boy explains that he and Sammy had traded. The fatherblows his top. "Whatta you? Stupidda boy? Whatsa matta you!""Somma day, you maybe gonna getta married. Then maybe sommaday you gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed withanother man. Whatta you gonna do then? Looka atta you watch andsay, `How longa you gonna be?'"

There was a stupid boy named Max. His dad wanted to see what he would do if he gave him a dollar, so Max's dad gave him a dollar the next day. Max was so excited. As he walked to school that day, the dollar in his hand, a little girl came up to him and said, "I will give you 2 shiny quarters for that dollar." Max figured that 2 was better than 1, so he willingly traded. When Max reached the school, a little boy came up to him and said, "I'll give you 3 dimes for those 2 quarters." Max traded again. Then his teacher came up to him, and knowing that he was so dumb, asked him to trade his 3 dimes for 4 nickels. Again, he traded. As Max was walking home from school that day, a old man came up to him and said, "Will you trade those 4 nickels for these 5 pennies?" Max traded. When Max got home, his dad asked his where his money was. Max showed him and Max never got money again.