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The cheif instructs his apprentice: "You take two thirds of water, one third of cream, one third of broth..."
The apprentice: "But that makes four thirds already!"
"Well - just take a larger pot!"

She was two thirds married once. What do you mean? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't!

She was two thirds married once. What do you mean? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt!