Teen-age Jokes

Being troubled with coughing spells, a teen-age girl was taken by her mother to see a doctor. He explained that the girl's chest must be examined for a proper diagnosis. Placing his stethoscope above her heart, he said, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replied proudly. "And I'm only thixteen!"

A woman was pregnant with triplets when a robber came through her door and shot her three times. One bullet went into each of the children.
At the hospital, the doctor told her that all of her children were fine, but that sometime in their lives, they would pass the bullets in their stool.
Years later, one of the woman's teen-age daughters approached her and said, "Mom! You'll never guess what happened!"
Mom said, "You passed a bullet, didn't you?" Shocked at her mother's reply, the daughter asked how she knew, and Mom told her the story.
A week later the other teenage daughter had the same experience. "Mom!" she said, "You'll never guess what happened to me!" Mom guessed correctly, sat her down and told her the story.
The following week, the woman's teen-age son approached her and exclaimed, "Mom! You'll never guess what happended to me!"
"You pooped a bullet, didn't you?"
"No," said the more...

The silly teen-age girl had long been infatuated with a popular local disc jockey and finally got to meet him when the station held an open house. When she seductively suggested they get better acquainted, he took her into a vacant studio and unzipped his slacks. "I suppose you know what this is?" he whispered.
"I sure do," she said, grasping it in her hand. "I'd like to say hello to Ricky, Bobby, Tina and the whole gang down at Danny's Pizzeria."