Swift Jokes

Q: Why are black people so swift on their feet?
A: From dodging coat hangers for the first 9 months!

Kanye West called Taylor Swift to apologize for sabotaging her acceptance speech at the VMA's.
Taylor Swift tried to accept his apology but Kanye West interrupted to say that Barack Obama had the best apology acceptance this year when he accepted the apology made by Joe Wilson.
In fact, Kanye added Barack Obama had the best acceptance of an apology ever.

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:
Issue:
Criminals:
Democrats: Give them a Republicans: Give them the swift
The poor:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
End Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
Dictators:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
The uninsured:
Democrats: Give t Republicans: Give them the swift
*The cost:
Democrats: $9,000,000, Republicans: $29.95 (co

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:
Issue:
Criminals:
Democrats: Give them a Republicans: Give them the swift
The poor:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
End Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
Dictators:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift
The uninsured:
Democrats: Give t Republicans: Give them the swift
*The cost:
Democrats: $9,000,000, Republicans: $29.95

Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE DEMOCRATS REPUBLICANS
criminals Give them a second Give them the swift chance sword of death
the poor Give them some food Give them the swift sword of death
endangered give them protection Give them the swiftspecies sword of death
dictators give them a way out Give them the swift sword of death
the uninsured Give them some Given them the swift health care sword of death
the cost $9,000,000,000, $29.95 000,000,000 (cost of one sword)