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Mr. Smith: "So, Mr. Jones, how's your son John?"
Mr. Jones: "He's at Harvard right now."
Mr. Smith: "Oh, really?! Well, congratulations! What's he studying?"
Mr. Jones: "Oh, he's not studying anything. They're studying him."
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days?
2nd Monster: He's at medical school.
1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying?
2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
One Day Morron Meets Banta And Says' You Know What My Son Got Admission In Medical College.' Then Banta Says' It's Good', & Then Banta Asks' What Is He Studying In The Medical College?'.
Morron Replyies: ' No He Is Not Studying But Every One Else Is Studying Him'.
Udurawana bought a new mobile.
He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said
"My MobileNo. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.. ...
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry?
Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister
Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Udurawana: When I went to the Park more...
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!!
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.
Santa, "I am a proud father. My son is in medical college."
Banta, "What is he studying?"
Santa, "He's not studying, they are studying him!"
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and No clothes more...
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Computer science student is studying under a tree and another one pulls up on a flashy new bike The student under the tree asks, "Where'd you get that?!?" The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, this girl pulls up on her bike... She takes off all her clothes and says to me,' You can have anything you want'." The other student responds, "Good choice! -- her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."