Studying Jokes / Recent Jokes
Teacher: Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy: Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling!
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days? 2nd Monster: Hes at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, whats he studying? 2nd Monster: Nothing, theyre studying him!
Top 10 Reasons Studying is better than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
Kurt: I Spent 8 Hours Over My Spelling Book Last Night.
Teacher: It's Wonderful That You Spent So Much Time Studying.
Kurt: Who Said Anything About Studying? My Spelling Book Was Under My Bed When I Went To Sleep!
Score 1600 on the SAT.
Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer.
Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges.
Have three hobbies: studying, studying, and studying.
Go to a prestigious Ivy League university and win enough scholarship to pay for it.
Love classical music and detest talking on the telephone.
Become a Westinghouse, Presidential, and eventually a Rhodes Scholar.
Aspire to be a brain surgeon.
Marry Asian-American doctor and have perfect, successful children (grandkids for ahma and ah-gongh!)
Love to hear stories about your parents' childhood... especially the one about walking 7 miles to school without shoes.
One Day Techer Ask's For 10th Standard Boy What Is The Full Form Of Sslc? Ans: Stop Studying Learn Cooking
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"