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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go
to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the
child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti"
on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she
said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me
and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her
husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was more...

How are a blondes like spaghetti?
They squirm when you eat them.

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A:They both wiggle when you eat them!

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "
But how will I let you know the baby is born?"
she asked. He replied, Just send me a postcard and write "
spaghetti"
on the back. I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Nine months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said "
Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said "
Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you"
. Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. more...

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.''
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.''
The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So more...