Rupaben Jokes

One day Jaganbhai meets Kantibhai while shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
“It’s my wife Rupaben birthday tomorrow. ” Kantibhai said. “Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday. ”
“And??? ” Jaganbhai asked.
“Well, she said ‘Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it”.
“So, what did you get her? ” asked Jaganbhai.
Kantibhai replies, “I bought her a deck of cards! ”

Rupaben's husband kanjibhai asked her what she wanted for her birthday.

She thought for a moment and remembering the diamonds in the deck of cards said, "this year i just want cold, hard cash for a change."

The following day kanjibhai filled her request.

He put 200 rupee coins into a glass jar, then filled it with water and placed it in the freezer.

On her birthday he handed his wife a solidly frozen bottle of change.

Kanjibhai is talking to the family doctor.
"Doc, I think my wife Rupaben going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question.
If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again.
Keep repeating this until she answers.
Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
Kanjibhai goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says,
"Muna ni Ba, what's for dinner?"
He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.
"Eh are you listening, what's for dinner?"
Still no answer.
He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, Rupaben answers,
"For the eleventh time, I said we're having THEPLA!"

Kanjibhai is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife Rupaben going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question.

If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

Kanjibhai goes home and tries it out.

He walks in the door and says, "Muna ni Ba, what's for dinner?"

He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.

"Eh are you listening, what's for dinner?" Still no answer.

He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, Rupaben answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having THEPLA!"

Rupaben was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said, "Rupaben, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice."

"Oh my god" Rupaben said, "I've got to get to a phone."

"Why?" asked the doctor.

"I may have packed the other bottle in my Kanjibhai's lunchbox."