Roethlisberger Jokes

Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger suffered a head injury after he crashed his motorcycle. Doctors fear the injury is so severe that Roethlisberger will be left with the mental capacity of a Terry Bradshaw.

Roger Goodell and Ben Roethlisberger recently met for several hours in New York. Goodell is one of the few people still willing to be in a private room with Roethlisberger.

One day Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, he's given a nice sized house, and a few of his trophies and some Colts apparel is set up around the house to honor his days as a QB.
One day, as he's walking along the golden streets, he hears the news that Ben Roethlisberger has died. As he looks up, he sees this ridiculously large mansion-a big, BIG mansion. The building is completely decked out and covered in Ben Roethlisberger banners and flags and paraphanelia. Peyton is a little put out, so he goes to see God.
"God," he says when he meets him, "I don't think this is very fair. I mean, I WAS the better Quarterback. Just look at my record and my stats! Do you think it's fair that he gets all that and I just get a little house?"
God simply smiles and chuckles a little before shaking his head. "Peyt," he says, "That's not Ben Roethlisberger's house. That's MY house."

Big Ben Roethlisberger suffered another concussion
evidenced by pouty lips and disoriented ball cap.
In football terms, a mild concussion is known as "getting your bell rung." In Big Ben's case it's called "getting your clock cleaned."

The Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers star quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was in a potentially career-ending motorcycle accident yesterday. In perhaps an overzealous reaction, the San Franciso 49ers purchased motorcycles for every single member of their team.