Resort Jokes

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    The Honeymoon.

    Hot 1 month ago

    A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days.
    An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
    The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
    "Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
    The old man replied, "I thought so... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window?
    They're choking my ducks!"

    The Honeymoon.

    Hot 1 month ago

    A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days.
    An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
    The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
    "Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
    The old man replied, "I thought so... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking the shit out of my ducks!"

    I like to fish

    Hot 2 years ago

    A fisherman got married and went to a mountain resort for the honeymoon.
    The resort clerk saw the man at the pier fishing and asked, why are you fishing?
    Shouldn? t you be making love to you? re new bride?
    The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got gonorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
    The clerk said well you could turn her over and get some booty.
    The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got diarrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
    The clerk asked well couldn? t you at least get some head?
    The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got pyorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
    The clerk now in disbelief says gonorrhea, diarrhea, pyorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for?
    The fisherman said, She? s also got worms and you know I like to fish.

    A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days.An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK."Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."The old man replied, "I thought so... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking the shit out of my ducks!"

    A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
    The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
    "Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
    The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!"

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