Toilet-paper Jokes

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    DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN
    (The code is finally broken - the demerit system is no longer a mystery!) For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance and relationship responsibilities, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects... Sorry, but that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.
    SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed... 1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows... 0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets... -1 You leave the toilet seat up... -5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty... 0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex... -1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom.-2 You check out a suspicious noise at night... 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's more...

    DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken - the demerit system is no longer a mystery!) For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance and relationship responsibilities, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects... Sorry, but that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed... 1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows... 0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets... -1 You leave the toilet seat up... -5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty... 0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex... -1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom.-2 You check out a suspicious noise at night... 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing... 0 You more...

    Here's a chance for you men to find out how compassionate and sensitive you are to women. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
    Simple Duties
    You make the bed. (+1)
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows. (0)
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
    You leave the toilet seat up. (-5)
    You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty. (0)
    When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex. (-1)
    When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom. (-2)
    You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings. (+5)
    But return with beer. (-5)
    You check out a suspicious noise at night. (0)
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing. (0)
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's something. (+5)
    You pummel it more...

    THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEM
    For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:
    In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects -sorry, that's the way the game is played.
    Here is a guide to the point system:
    SIMPLE DUTIES
    You make the bed...+1
    You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows...0
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...-1
    You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty
    liners with wings...+5 But return with beer...-5
    You check out a suspicious noise at night...0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's something....+5 You pummel it with a six iron....+10
    It's her father...-10
    You leave the toilet seat up...-5
    You replace the toilet-paper roll when more...

    THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEM
    For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it
    is:
    In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman
    happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she
    dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing
    something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
    Here is a guide to the point system:
    SIMPLE DUTIES
    You make the bed...+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the
    decorative pillows...0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled
    sheets...-1 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty
    liners with wings...+5 But return with beer...-5 You check out a
    suspicious noise at night...0 You check out a suspicious noise and
    it's nothing...0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's
    something....+5 You pummel it with a six iron....+10 It's her
    father...-10 You leave the toilet seat up...-5 You replace the
    toilet-paper roll more...

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