Pooped Jokes

One day a pregnant lady that was expecting triplets was walking through a gangster neighborhood, and was shot three times. When she went to the emergency room, the doctor said that she would live, but that the kids might experience complications as they got older.
Ten years later, the first kid came running down the stairs and said, "Mommy Mommy! Guess what? I pooped a bullet!"
A day or so later, the second kid came running down the stairs and said, "Mommy Mommy! Guess what? I pooped a bullet!"
The third kid come down the stairs and said, "Mommy Mommy! Guess what?"
She said, "Let me guess... You pooped a bullet?"
He said, "No, I was jacking off and I shot the dog."

Q: How do you get out of an elephant?
A: You run around, and run around, and run around ’till you get pooped out!

WHY DID THE PIGGY POOPED.
IT REALLY DIDNT POOPED ITS JUST MUD.

there is a burnett a redhead and a blonde go camping and then the blone has to go to the bathroom so she goes behind a treeand starts doing her buiseness sothen the red head and the burnett decide to play a joke on her and kill a rabitt and put the guts where she was shitting then they waut s she scream a little while later then ccomes back and says "hey guys guess wat i pooped so hard i pooped out my guts but thanx to my 2 fingers i put them back up there.