Polaroid Jokes

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in secondary school. When they finished, they wanted to both go to the same university but the girl was accepted to University Sains Malaysia in Penang, and the guy went to University Kebangsaan Malaysia in Bangi Selangor. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's more...