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    Farmer Joe and his Mule

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    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.
    "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"
    ''Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the-"
    ''I didn't ask for any details,'' the lawyer interrupted. ''Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"
    ''Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road-''
    ''Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'' By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer more...

    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

    In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer.

    "Joe. Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"

    "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the--"

    "I didn't ask for any details." the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"

    "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road--"

    "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply more...

    An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving.
    She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am,
    did you know you were speeding?"
    The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
    The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her
    husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO
    SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.
    The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
    The woman turns to her husband and asks," What did he say?"
    "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.

    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver-"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

    A man and his wife were traveling in Texas. A highway patrolman pulled the man over for speeding. The cop came up to the car and asked to see the man's license. The wife who was hard of hearing said, 'what'd he say?' He said he wanted to see my license. The cop said you're from Ohio. The wife said what'd he say. The husband said I see you're from Ohio. The cop said the worst pussy he ever got was from a girl from Ohio. The wife said what'd he say. The husband said the cop thinks he knows you.

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