Paperwork Jokes / Recent Jokes

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of thegovernment to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.)-Always put staples in the right hand corner.Go ahead and put a down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from theenvelopes have to take out any staples in the right side.-Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way theyhave to remove all your staples rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the leftside).-Line the bottom of your envelope withElmer's glue and let it dry before you put in your forms, so that the automated openerdoesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.-If your very unfortunate and have to paytaxes use a two or three party check.-On top of paying with a three party checkpay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter howsmall an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.-Write a little more...