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O.J. Simpson aquitted for the murder of his ex-wife Nicloe Brown has just written a book.
'If I did it.....I'd write a book about it.'

Book title is "If I Did It"
Fred Goldman also has a new book
titled "If We Only Had a Jury Full of Jews"

LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson again walked free from a Las Vegas jail late Wednesday, hours after Judge Jackie Glass blistered him for "arrogance or ignorance" for breaking bail terms in a robbery case.

A white woman hasn't been this hard on a black man since the last Democratic debate.

After receiving a verbal tongue lashing, O J Simpson had his original $125,000 bail doubled to $250,000 by a Las Vegas District Court Judge. Proving that even when dealing with "half a deck" you can still "double down".

Las Vegas police confirmed early Friday morning that O.J. Simpson has been questioned after someone alleged that he was involved in a theft at Palace Station casino........

Police are thinking he may try to flee and are getting ready for another slow speed chase however this time behind a white golf cart

The book hypothetically describes how the murders would have been committed. Entitled "If I Did It", it will include chapters such as "If the Pope Was Catholic" and "If Bears Shit In The Woods".

Judith Regan defended her decision to publish OJ Simpson's new book because she, like Nicole Brown Simpson, was a victim of domestic abuse.
Apparently though, after Ms. Regan's victimization, someone re-attached her head.