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"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it.
Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."

Windows 95: noun,
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a
16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a
4 bit microprocessor, written by a
2 bit company that can't stand
1 bit of competition.

Teacher: "Give me an example of a collective noun."

Student: "Garbage can."

"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."