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North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed a carjacker with a frozen turkey in a grocer-store parking lot Sunday. Police say a man stole money from a gas station before running to a Harris Teeter store in a town just south of Raleigh, where he beat Irene Moorman Bailey while stealing her car. Other shoppers came to her rescue, including one who hit the robber with the turkey. Upon hearing this, the federal government awarded a 3 billion dollar contract to Halliburton to test and develop the FTAM, the Frozen Turkey Assault Missile.

South African President Jacob Zuma finally admitted fathering a child out of wedlock after weeks of claiming the real father was John Edwards.

The Charlotte Bobcats have locked up their first playoff berth in franchise history. Now the arena has to reschedule "Disney on Ice." Bobcats owner Michael Jordan is so excited, he may even watch one of the games on TV.

The FBI is reviewing a John Edwards sex tape that was turned over by a former Edwards aide this week. Authorities are hoping to gleam from the tape whether or not the former Presidential candidate is a two pump chump.

On Friday John Edwards admitted that he had an affair in 2006. Even more shocking, he also admitted that in 2007 he actually had a bad hair day.

....john edwards, admitting to an affair, says he was 99% honest.....but only 12% of the time.

John Edwards reportedly talked a campaign aide into covering for him by saying that he had fathered Edwards’ mistress’ baby. ”C’mon!”, said Edwards. ”You’re on my staff. Just say that she was on yours!”