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    The Missionary!

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    A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there were indeed people there, but the inhabitants of the island knew nothing of civilized culture.
    The missionary decided that it would be in the natives best interest if he could teach them about civilization. He created small schools in huts and taught the natives how to read and write and do mathmetics.
    He would take the natives one by one around the island, and teach them the correct words for objects that they would see. One day, the Missionary is walking around the island with one of the natives.
    They walk past a tree. The Missionary points and says to the native, "Tree".
    The native repeats, "Tree".
    They continue further and come to a bush. The Missionary points to it and says, "Bush".
    The native repeats the word, "Bush".
    They walk around the bush - and lying on the ground behind it, is a native couple whoopi. The more...

    Native joke

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    How do you ween a native? Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Longevity

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    Who would last longer in the sack?
    A White Guy, A Black guy, or a Native American?
    Answer: The Native American, the other two have to work in the morning.

    The Native American word for vegetarian is "poor hunter."

    (Original. Inspired by Rush Limbaugh's 'Environmentalist Wacko Football
    Picks'.)
    The Tree-Hugger's Guide to the NFL
    Sure, football is a violence-glorifying testosterone orgy that should be
    banned. But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it when you're not
    out spiking trees or protesting your local gas station as a pollution-
    mongering crime against the Earth. But when you're watching 22 steroid-
    chomping overmuscled monsters (i.e, men) try to beat each other senseless
    in a series of imperialist land grabs, how do you know who to cheer for?
    We have the answer: Ranking the entire NFL in terms of What We Know Is
    Right.
    Our General Principles:
    Any animal is better than any human.
    Endangered animals are better than non-endangered animals.
    Native Americans are better than other oppressed/discriminated
    minorities are better than any other human.
    Humans guilty of crimes against other humans are better than more...

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