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    How do you ween a native? Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Longevity

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    Who would last longer in the sack?
    A White Guy, A Black guy, or a Native American?
    Answer: The Native American, the other two have to work in the morning.

    The Native American word for vegetarian is "poor hunter."

    (Original. Inspired by Rush Limbaugh's 'Environmentalist Wacko Football
    Picks'.)
    The Tree-Hugger's Guide to the NFL
    Sure, football is a violence-glorifying testosterone orgy that should be
    banned. But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it when you're not
    out spiking trees or protesting your local gas station as a pollution-
    mongering crime against the Earth. But when you're watching 22 steroid-
    chomping overmuscled monsters (i.e, men) try to beat each other senseless
    in a series of imperialist land grabs, how do you know who to cheer for?
    We have the answer: Ranking the entire NFL in terms of What We Know Is
    Right.
    Our General Principles:
    Any animal is better than any human.
    Endangered animals are better than non-endangered animals.
    Native Americans are better than other oppressed/discriminated
    minorities are better than any other human.
    Humans guilty of crimes against other humans are better than more...

    A man goes to an exotic tropical island for a vacation. As the boat nears the
    island, he notices the constant sound of drumming coming from the island. As he
    gets off the boat, he asks the first native he sees how long the drumming will
    go on.
    The native casts about nervously and says, "Very bad when the drumming stops."
    At the end of the day, the drumming is still going on and is starting to get on
    his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop.
    The native looks as if he has just been reminded of something very unpleasant.
    "Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.
    After a couple of days with little sleep, our tourist is finally fed up, grabs
    the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and shouts, "What happens when
    the drumming stops?!"
    The scared native answers, "Bass solo."

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