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    How do you ween a native? Kick his sister in the jaw.


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    Who would last longer in the sack?
    A White Guy, A Black guy, or a Native American?
    Answer: The Native American, the other two have to work in the morning.

    The Native American word for vegetarian is "poor hunter."

    A man goes to an exotic tropical island for a vacation. As the boat nears the
    island, he notices the constant sound of drumming coming from the island. As he
    gets off the boat, he asks the first native he sees how long the drumming will
    go on.
    The native casts about nervously and says, "Very bad when the drumming stops."
    At the end of the day, the drumming is still going on and is starting to get on
    his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop.
    The native looks as if he has just been reminded of something very unpleasant.
    "Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.
    After a couple of days with little sleep, our tourist is finally fed up, grabs
    the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and shouts, "What happens when
    the drumming stops?!"
    The scared native answers, "Bass solo."

    The Missionary!

    Hot 3 years ago

    A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there were indeed people there, but the inhabitants of the island knew nothing of civilized culture.
    The missionary decided that it would be in the natives best interest if he could teach them about civilization. He created small schools in huts and taught the natives how to read and write and do mathmetics.
    He would take the natives one by one around the island, and teach them the correct words for objects that they would see. One day, the Missionary is walking around the island with one of the natives.
    They walk past a tree. The Missionary points and says to the native, "Tree".
    The native repeats, "Tree".
    They continue further and come to a bush. The Missionary points to it and says, "Bush".
    The native repeats the word, "Bush".
    They walk around the bush - and lying on the ground behind it, is a native couple whoopi. The more...

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