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45-year-old pitcher Jamie Moyer led the Phillies to a clutch 5-2 victory over the Marlins. Moyer is so old his first baseball card was printed on papyrus.

The Philadelphia Phillies have decided to start veteran pitcher Jamie Moyer in game one of the World Series. The 45-year-old hurler will be on a very strict pitch count since he likes to be in bed by 9:00 pm.