Phillies Jokes

The Philadelphia Phillies have decided to start veteran pitcher Jamie Moyer in game one of the World Series. The 45-year-old hurler will be on a very strict pitch count since he likes to be in bed by 9:00 pm.

Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.

The Yankees vs The Phillies?....... sounds too disgusting to watch on somany levels!

Jimmy Rollins believes the Phillies will win the World Series in five games. He also believes the world is flat.

The Phillies are upset that team introductions for the World Series in Tampa didn't include every player. Which leads to the age-old philosophical question: If a roster is announced, and nobody's watching to hear it, does anyone care?