Florida Marlins Jokes

The Marlins beat the Nationals to improve to 11-1, making them the first team in Major League history to have more wins than fans.

A Florida Marlins season ticket holder was ejected at a home game for heckling the umpire too loudly. No word on yet what the Marlins will do to their other season ticket holder.

Despite winning 78 games with a payroll of $15 million, Florida manager Joe Girardi still got canned by the Marlins. Owner Jeffrey Loria explained that he accidentally fired Girardi while trying to fire Pat Buchanan. The Marlins still owe their former skipper $1.5 million.
That’s unfortunate, they were planning on using that money to buy a new pitching staff.

45-year-old pitcher Jamie Moyer led the Phillies to a clutch 5-2 victory over the Marlins. Moyer is so old his first baseball card was printed on papyrus.