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When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1. 5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1. 5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive." The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?" The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said..."No. Just up to my boobs."

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive."
The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"
The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said...
"No. Just up to my boobs."

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive." The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?" The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said..."No. Just up to my boobs."

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant
1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or
1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive."
The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"
The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said... "No. Just up to my boobs."

Why do blondes always drink with straws?
Practice.
Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
In case he wanted black coffee.
Why shouldn't blondes be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
He heard that the drinks were on the house.
This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers. The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts. She says, "Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I saw last night they said milk baths are good for the skin." The milkman asks, "Do you want it PASTURIZED?". She answers, "No...up to my shoulders will be sufficient!"

This lady read in a magazine that milk baths are good for your skin. She left a note for the milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk. The milkman thought she made a mistake. He knocked on the door and asked, "Do you really want 15 gallons of milk?" She explained that they were good for the skin and was going to take a bath in it. The milkman asks, "Do you want it pasturized?" She said, "No, just up to my neck will do!"