Mccain Jokes / Recent Jokes

The Romantic Comedy. More about the new star of the Republican Party, Sarah Palin. What's up with barely mentioning George Bush? There may be some George Bush themes in McCain's Acceptance Speech.

Baskin-Robbins has introduced political ice cream flavors, with the Obama flavor being "Whirl of Change" and the McCain flavor called "Straight Talk Crunch". Orders for third-party flavors will also be taken, and then thrown away.

"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life."
Jay Leno

John McCain said that sending less than 40,000 troops to Afghanistan "would be an error of historic proportions." Perhaps we should take heed of McCain, who chose Sarah Palin, making him an expert on " errors of historic proportions."

Senator John McCain wants to delay the debates to focus on the economic bailout. Many are saying it's a cynical ploy to gain some traction and show leadership from a situation in which he has clearly been slipping, but in reality it's because the debate interferes with reruns of Matlock.

On the "Late Show," David Letterman talks about John McCain suspending his campaign in order to solve the economic problem. It's the bailout keeping him away.

McCain stated he has been against the use of flying machines since him and the Writgh Bros. flew on the first one.