Lopez Jokes / Recent Jokes

ABC announced today their lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Among the notable B-list names were Emmitt Smith and Mario Lopez.

Just imagine - Emmitt Smith and Mario Lopez. What a contrast. One of these two guys made headlines spending his Sunday afternoons getting whacked by big burly men... and the other... is Emmitt Smith.

A charter jet company is suing Jennifer Lopez for almost $35K, alleging she defaulted on payments for two flights. Lopez took to flying after survivng the train wrecks of "Gigli" and "Monster-In-Law."

Jennifer Lopez turned 40 today while her hip size shot up to 50!

There were 3 girls they were best friends. All of then were sooooooooo ugly that when you look at them you run away! One day the 3 girls were hiking in the forest when they saw a magical lake. There was an old man sitting on top of the rock and he told the girls that the lake was magical.