Dancing with the Stars Jokes

The wildfires in California are so bad that this week contestants on "Dancing with the Stars" are going to perform a special rain dance.

But he is in negotiations to appear in a goverment-produced production of "Jailhouse Rock".

After being kicked off “Dancing with theStars”, Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower went on “Live with Regis & Kelly.”They defended their dancing skills and accused the remaining dancers ofusing fred-astairoids.

Steve Wozniak was finally booted off'Dancing with The Stars'. Later in the evening, he was rebooted several times.

A group of leading historians are begging ABC to pull the broadcast of "The Path to 9/11" because of "flagrant falsehoods." Added one, "And while you're at it,'Dancing with the Stars' sucks."