Liberal Jokes / Recent Jokes

Annoy a liberal. Work hard and be happy.

Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that just
opened up?
A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4
suggestions.

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.

Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up? A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4suggestions.

The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security whilescrewing others.

Liberals and Libertarians Unite in Outrage as Administration Unexpectedly Requires Gays to Marry

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.