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A man who was suffering from insomnia went to see his doctor. After giving him a thorough examination, the doctor was unable to find anything wrong with him.
"Look, if you ever hope to cure your insomnia, you must stop taking your troubles to bed with you," advised the doctor.
"Good advice, doc," the man replied, "but my wife refuses to sleep alone!"

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."
"I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone..."

Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.

Ram Lal had not slept for many days. He made an appointment with a doctor to be treated for insomnia. He turned up an hour late at the clinic. The doctor asked angrily,' Why are you an hour late for your appointment?'
Ram Lai replied:' I overslept.'