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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.' Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered.' The rifle is not loaded.'' I can't wait,' Mike shouted back.' The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'

Two blondes went out into the woods on a hunting trip.
They are out there for several hours, and discover that they are lost!
One says, "I heard that if you're lost in the woods, you fire three shots in the air, and wait for someone to come and rescue you."
"Ok," says her pal, "let's do it."
So they did, and waited to be rescued, but no-one came to their aid, so after an hour, they fired three more shots in the air, and waited again.
It's nearly dark by now, and one says to the other, "I hope someone comes soon, we're down to our last three arrows."

Your momma is so ugly when she walks through the woods during hunting season she wears a sign saying "DONT SHOOT! FROM THE FRONT I LOOK ALMOST HUMAN!"

Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained,' We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one!'' OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp,' said Bob.

Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could.
The other was his friend who is a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn't really want to hurt anything.
They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer. They soon caught up with it, and when they saw it, it was obvious why it had been so easy to catch up to - it had a terrible infection over it's left eye, which it couldn't even see out of.
The hunter started to take aim with his shotgun, but his friend begged him to stop.
Hey! he said, "Can't you see that's a bad eye deer?"

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could.The other was his friend who is a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn't really want to hurt anything.They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer. They soon caught up with it, and when they saw it, it was obvious why it had been so easy to catch up to - it had a terrible infection over it's left eye, which it couldn't even see out of.The hunter started to take aim with his shotgun, but his friend begged him to stop.Hey! he said, "Can't you see that's a bad eye deer?"