Habit Jokes / Recent Jokes
Kissing is a habit
Fu.. is a game
The Guy gets all the pleasure
The Girl gets all the pain
The Guy says he loves you
And the girl thinks that it is true
But when the tummy starts swelling
The guy says a hell with you
16 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A child with no name
The child is a Bastard
The mother's named a Whore
This wouldn't have happend
If the Rubber hade'nt tore.....
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."
An OLD MEN WAS FOUND GUILTY FOR HIGHSPEEDING, AND DURING HIS CASE THE MAGISTRATE ASKED HIM TO EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS DRIVING SO FAST, THE OLD MEN SAID"IT IS MY HABIT, I DO EVERYTHING FAST, I WALK FAST, I TALK FAST ect. THE MAGISTRATE SAID "I DO UNDERSTAND YOUR PROBLEM, BUT LET US SEE HOW FAST YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON"
A man is driving down a deserted highway when he notices a sign that reads...
SISTERS OF ANGELICA HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
Thinking it must be a figment of his imagination, he drives on without giving it a second thought. Soon, he sees a second sign which reads...
SISTERS OF ANGELICA HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Now realizing that these signs are for real, he drives on and passes a third sign...
SISTERS OF ANGELICA HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT LEFT
Curiousity getting the best of him, he pulls into the driveway. Beside the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a sign on the door that reads SISTERS OF ANGELICA. He climbs the stairs, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun in a long, black habit. "What may we do for you, my son?" she asks.
"I noticed your signs along the highway and am interested in possibly doing some business," he replies. "Very well," says the nun. "Follow me."
She leads him more...