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    Sisters of Mercy

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    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 15 km'.
    He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign that says, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 8 km' and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying, 'Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution Next Right' his curiosity gets the better of him and he pulls into the drive.
    On the far side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to the door saying, 'Sisters of Mercy'.
    He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you, my son?'
    He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.'
    'Very well, my son. Please follow me.'
    He is led through many winding passages more...

    A man had just undergone coronary surgery at Mercy Hospital and was in the recovery room. A Sister of Mercy was at his bedside to reassure him that all went well. "You are going to be fine, Mr. Jones, however we do need to know how you intend to pay for your hospital stay. Do you have insurance coverage?"
    "No, I don't," the groggy man answered.
    "Is it possible for you to pay in cash then?" the nun persisted. "No, I'm afraid that's not possible," he replied.
    "Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun asked. "Only my sister in Texas, but she's a humble spinster nun," said the man.
    "Mr Jones, I must correct you. Nuns are not spinsters for they are married to God," the nun explained.
    "Well, in that case, send my bill to my brother-in-law!" he said.

    A man is driving down a deserted highway, and notices a sign that reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination - and drives on.
    Soon, he sees another sign which says :SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there is a third: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
    His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway.
    On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber stone building with a sign on the door that reads: SISTERS OF MERCY
    He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun in a long black habit, who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
    "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing some business."
    "Very well, my son. Please follow me," says the nun.
    He is led through many winding passages, and soon he is very more...

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices
    a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
    OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES." He thinks it was just a figment of his
    imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees
    another sign which says, "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5
    MILES," and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives
    past a third sign saying, "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT
    RIGHT," his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
    drive.
    On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a
    small sign next to the door reading, "SISTERS OF MERCY." He climbs the
    steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black
    habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your
    signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly more...

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
    He thinks it is just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real.
    When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
    On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a beautiful nun in a black habit who says, "I know what you are here for, my son. Please follow me."
    He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this more...

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