Gran Jokes

Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. Would you like another cookie? she asked. Yes, please, replied Jimmy. What good manners you have, said his Gran. I do like to hear young people say please and thank you. Ill say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake, replied Jimmy!

Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.' Would you like another cookie? ' she asked.
' Yes, please,' replied Jimmy.
' What good manners you have,' said his Gran.' I do like to hear young people say' please' and' thank you'.
' I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,' replied Jimmy!

Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.' Would you like another cookie? ' she asked.' Yes, please,' replied Jimmy.' What good manners you have,' said his Gran.' I do like to hear young people say' please' and' thank you'.'' I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,' replied Jimmy!

my gran is the most religious lady i know and every sabbath she would go to church and she never missed it. one sabbath my gran and i went to church, even though we would have walked for 5 mins to church, we walked for half an hour for she is very slow. when we got there something unusual happened 2 men dressed in black got in with guns and shouted "is anyone willing to take a bullet for christ?" and at that moment before anyone could make out what was happening my gran was outside the church she was the first to leave all we were left with was the grannie breeze she left behind.