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    Cork radio competition

    Hot 9 months ago

    A radio station is holding a competition for a trip to hawai. Somebody rings up, tells them a word that isn't in the dictionary and then puts it in a sentence. This is how it went
    First caller: Hi my name Adam and my word is G-o-a-n pronounced "
    Go an"
    .
    Presenter: Okay thats not in the dictionary now whats your sentence.
    Adam:Okay, Goan Fuck yourself
    he was cut off
    There no others winners until
    Brain: Hi my names Brian and my word is
    S-m-e-e pronounced "
    Sme"
    .
    Presenter: Ok whats your sentence
    Brain: Well its,
    Smee again Goan Fuck yourself
    The competition ended there

    Radio Caller

    Hot 1 year ago

    REAL STORY: A Cork Radio Station in Ireland, 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.
    The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two, needless to say, stood out:
    DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
    Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
    DJ: Dave, what is your word?
    Caller: Goan: spelled G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an.'
    DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, 'goan' is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now, for a trip for two to Bali, can you make a sentence using that word and at the same time making logical sense?
    Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"
    At this point, the DJ cut the caller short and announced that there was no place for that sort of language on a family show.
    After many more unsuccessful calls, the DJ took the more...

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