Globsquirtle Jokes

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    THIS IS AN IMPORTANT, IN FACT URGENT, IN FACT VITAL MESSAGE
    FROM GLOBSQUIRTLE TIMESHARE RIPOFFS INC!!! SO URGENT THAT WE
    HAVE KIDNAPPED THE POSTMAN'S GRANNY AND WILL BE PULLING HER
    TOENAILS OUT UNLESS HE DELIVERS THIS LETTER PRETTY DAMN QUICKLY!!!
    YES!!! YOU HAVE ALREADY WON ONE OF THE FOLLOWING PRIZES!!!
    Solid gold Rolls Royce with built in wine cellar, swimming
    pool and radio telescope.
    Ten zillion pounds in used notes.
    A lifetime's supply of Plutonium (or a year's, whichever
    is longer) and as much custard as you can eat.
    Belgium.
    Twenty paintings by Van Gogh, showing a bearded loony
    with one ear. Oh, in fact that's HIM, sorry.
    Manuscript of an unknown Wagner opera, "The Gods strike back"
    which was supposed to come after the other ones. It turns out
    that Siegfried isn't really dead and Wotan claims on the Insurance
    for Valhalla. Also the deeds of Bayreuth Opera house so that
    you can get the thing more...

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