Gaya Jokes / Recent Jokes

A qawwali singer complained that, because of her inattentive audience,' Mood khharab ho gaya''.
A labourer reprimanded the foreman:' Mere kaam main interfere mat karo.'
A lady reluctant to give up a seat she had occupied proclaimed:' I am not nick/ing from here.'
The guard of a train in which the lights were on the' blink', announced:' Bijlee is bajanging... any harj maraj ho gaya, Guard is not jumevar.'

Jack ka padosi mar gaya. .... Wo Uske har gaya or Pucha-Body Aa Gayi??? Tabhi Body Laker Ambulance Aa Gayi... JACK bola- Lo BAtao, kitni Lambi UMAR Hai...

Once in the indo pakistan war, pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.

The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps cptn. Hari singh wearing a maachar dani! (mosquito net). He pulls out his ak-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day hari singh gets a medal.

His freinds ask him "yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" hari singh replies "maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?

In the following war hari singh retires and his son gyani singh (no assumptions please! ) Joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts gyani more...

Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya
tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"