Folklore Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass out, wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a scar on his back, and realize where the light bulb went.

Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two-fifty.