Federline Jokes / Recent Jokes

Britney Spears has filed papers for divorce yesterday from Kevin Federline. Spears has demanded full custody of the kids to live with her in a life of luxury. Federline said the whole thing caught him by surprise... Especially that he doesn't qualify as one of Britney's kids.

Kevin Federline is convinced that his two sons will grow up to be sports stars. With the parents they have, they'll be lucky to grow up at all.

The FBI is reporting that earlier in the year they investigated rumors that someone put a hit on Kevin Federline.

The FBI also reported this was the first time that ‘Kevin Federline’ and ‘a hit’ were ever used in the same sentence.