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New fanny soap made! The ingredients used are: reefer, shield, and KFC! It keeps the fanny high dry and finger licking good!

what do you call a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fanny on top of a fany e.c.t?
a block of flaps!

A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance. "OK," she replies. "What's your name?" he asks. "Franny," she replies. "That's a nice name, Fanny," he says. "NO, NO, NO, it's Franny, Fanny with an R." "OK, sorry," he replies and they carry on dancing. Later on, at the end of the evening, he says, "Can I take you out on a date, Fanny?" "Look," she says. "It's Franny, Fanny with an R." He apologises again. She agrees to meet him the following week, but she insists, "You must remember my name - don't forget Fanny with an R." All that week the guy is looking forward to the date and trying really hard to remember her name, saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." The weekend arrives and it's time to pick her up for the date. Walking up to the house, he is still saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." He knocks on the more...

"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
- Dave Bassett, Sky Sports
"Ardiles strokes the ball like it is part of his own anatomy."
- Jimmy Magee, RTE
"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice."
- Kevin Keegan, Radio 5 live
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
- Ted Walsh ( Horse Racing Commentator)
"I would not say he ( David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
- Ron Atkinson
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
- Ron Atkinson
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
- Ron Atkinson
"It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up."
- Ian Wright commenting on his teammate's alcoholism)
"I couldn't settle more...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny body calls, I'm out. Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body gonna open this door then? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny Girl! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying " Who's there? " everytime I knock! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body home!