"At The Local Dance" joke
A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance. "OK," she replies. "What's your name?" he asks. "Franny," she replies. "That's a nice name, Fanny," he says. "NO, NO, NO, it's Franny, Fanny with an R." "OK, sorry," he replies and they carry on dancing. Later on, at the end of the evening, he says, "Can I take you out on a date, Fanny?" "Look," she says. "It's Franny, Fanny with an R." He apologises again. She agrees to meet him the following week, but she insists, "You must remember my name - don't forget Fanny with an R." All that week the guy is looking forward to the date and trying really hard to remember her name, saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." The weekend arrives and it's time to pick her up for the date. Walking up to the house, he is still saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." He knocks on the door and her father answers. "Hello," he says, smiling. "Is CRUNT in please?"
Three men are outside a pub when one said, "I dare you to go in and ask for a free glass of milk!"
One of the other men went in the pub and said, "Can I have a free glass of milk?"
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