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A blonde a brunette and a redhead all in the doctors office waiting to be examined. The redhead said "I'm having a boy" "Well how do you know?" they asked. "I was on top" she answered The brunette said "then I'm having a girl as I was on bottom" The blonde started crying and screamed "Oh my, I'm having puppies!!"
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don`t like the looks of your wife at all," "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she`s a great cook and really good with the kids."
On September 4 1999 at 9. 30 a. m. Ron Guptey of N. S. W Australia went into hospital complaining of severe pain in the rectum area. The doctor on call examined him, he found severe swelling around the anus but was left puzzled because he had not seen such a thing before.
Two more doctors examined Ron but they too were left confused about what was happening. Through the day Ron's was deteriorating he had developed a fever and was suffering a lot of pain around his abdomen. The doctors gave pain killers but the symptoms worsened until 2. 57 p. m. when he lapsed into a coma and 2 hours later was pronounced dead.
An investigation was led to discover the reason of death. The body was placed in for a post mortem, traces of wood bark were found inside the rectal passage, but as the examination went further the doctor discovered about 3 or 4 black widow spiders in Ron's intestine.
The police had found a tree with a cut of branch along the side in Ron's back more...
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.
"Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk.
"It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the
shop assistant replied. "Any way he tries to put it together is wrong."
The following are excerpts from various American Medical Journals. Prepare yourself, they are pretty amazing and sick (But all are true)
You have been warned!!!!!
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FEMALE SOFA: A 500-pound woman from Illinois was examined in the hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. OUCH!
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A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloodied restaurant towels. The man had his arms around his waist, and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her mouth to clamp down more...
Three women argued claiming that one of them has the biggest hole in the universe.
To get a second opinion, they have a genealogist to examine them.
The first woman was examined and the genealogist saw in her hole that a huge truck making a U – turn.
The second woman was examined and the genealogist saw in her hole that a super carrier making a U – turn.
The third woman was examined and the genealogist saw and fainted.
The genealogist saw that all the above was happening in her hole!!