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Here, you'll find jokes and humor about the elderly.


Jokes About the ElderlyOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact
OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...
OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings
OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White
OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled
OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feet
OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go cold
OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost
OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed
OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away
OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers
OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limp
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on... OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and WhiteOLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycledOLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feetOLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go coldOLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghostOLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seedOLD FARMERS never die, they just spade awayOLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathersOLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limpOLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tiredOLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way

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