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Three girls are stranded on an island. A black hair, a burnette and a blonde hair. The black haired one spots land a mile out. So they decided to take turns swimming there. The black swims 1/2 way and drowns. The brown swims 1/4 way and drowns. The blonde swims 3/4 way, decides she's tired, and swims back.

On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns. The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.

A red head, a brunette, and a blond are stranded on an island.
first the red head says im going to get off this stupid island, and jumps in the water swims 1/4 of the way to land and gets tired and drowns.
the Brunnette also decides to leave and jumps in the water swims 1/3 of the way gets tired and drowns.
The blond says well i might as well try, and jumps in the water swims 1/2 of the way, gets tired and swims back.

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When theygot about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no ideaway use your imagination). The three girls jump off and swimto a nearby island. After being there a few days the brunettetries to swim to shore. She gets about five miles off theisland's shore and drowns. After a few days pass the redhead decidesthat she will try. She gets about have way and drowns. Nowrealizing all her friends are gone she decides to try too. Now sheswims for hours. She gets to where she can see the shore but sheis so tired she decieds to turn around and go back. Sent by Evan

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

A blonde a redhead and a brunette are all stuck on an island. So the redhead swims 1/4 the way gets tired and drowns. The brunette swims 1/2 the way gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims 3/4 the way gets tired and swims back.
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