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There were 3 people stuck on an 15 mile away island one was an brunete and one was a brown haired girl and the third was a blonde. The brown haired one decides to swim back so she goes first . But she drowns but the brunete thinks she made it so she goes and she drowns. Then the blonde thinks they made it so she goes and she went 10 miles and she got tired so she decided to go all the way back to the island !!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. they reallize their only chance of survival is to swim 500 meters to shore so the redhead tries first but only gets 200 meters and drowns, then the brunette tries and gets 300 meters and drowns, finally the blonde gives it a go she gets 250 meters out and says," O crap its too far!" then she swims back to the island.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. They reallize their only chance of survival is to swim 500 meters to shore so the redhead tries first but only gets 200 meters and drowns. Then the brunette tries and gets 300 meters and drowns. Finally the blonde gives it a go she gets 250 meters out and says, " O crap its too far!" then she swims back to the island.

A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are stranded on an island and, they predicted that the island was about 20 miles away.So the burnette decides she could do it, so she starts swimming, she swims 5 miles gets tired,10 miles and drowns. The redhead decided if the brunette could make it she could.So she starts swimming, she swims, 10 miles, gets tired,15 miles and drowns.The blonde decided if they could make it then she could, so she starts swimming, she swims 15 miles, 19 miles, gets tired and swims back.