Carousel Jokes

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is
a
guard
rail and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same
speed
as
you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your
car.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed
as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?
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Get off the carousel and next time don't drink so much.

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Justin and Tarquin were having a wonderful time at the fairground, trying all the attractions, until they arrived at the carousel.
Tarquin said, "Let's go on this one, Justin."
"I'm tired right now," said Justin, "you go ahead and I'll see you later."
So Tarquin goes on the carousel, but after a few minutes, the the carousel collapses in a heap.
"Tarquin, Tarquin, are you all right?" calls Justin.
"All right? Of course I'm not all right; seven times I went past you, and you didn't wave once!"