Butterfly Jokes

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    The Boy & The father

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    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
    boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

    "That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

    Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

    The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate
    his plain toast (no honey and butter.)

    Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
    should I?

    The Butterfly Dance

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    Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance?

    A: It was a moth ball

    Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for' butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced' Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word." The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "What's wrong with Schmetterlink," asks the German?

    Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball? It was a moth ball!

    Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for butterfly. In Spanish, it is pronounced Mariposa, a beautiful sounding word."The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "Whats wrong with Schmetterlink," asks the German?

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