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    The Boy & The father

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    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
    boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

    "That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

    Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

    The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate
    his plain toast (no honey and butter.)

    Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
    should I?

    How do you make a butterfly?
    Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

    What is a myth?
    A female moth!

    What insect lives on nothing?
    A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
    Because rolling stones gather no moths!

    What do insects learn at school?
    Mothmatics!

    What`s the biggest moth in the world?
    A mammoth!

    Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
    He wanted to see the floor show!

    What`s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
    A killer butterfly!

    Why was the moth so unpopular?
    He kept picking holes in everything!

    What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
    An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
    Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
    The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
    Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
    Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
    The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
    Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

    How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

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