Butterfly Jokes

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    The Boy & The father

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    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
    boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

    "That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

    Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

    The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate
    his plain toast (no honey and butter.)

    Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
    should I?

    The Butterfly Dance

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    Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance?

    A: It was a moth ball

    Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for butterfly. In Spanish, it is pronounced Mariposa, a beautiful sounding word."The French man says, "True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful." "Whats wrong with Schmetterlink," asks the German?

    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
    Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
    The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
    Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

    A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything. .. the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc. .. and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my pen-knife". About half an hour later, he starts complaining again, and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guy's dick off, and throws it out the window. Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three: husband, wife, and a 8 year old daughter. The penis lands on their car's windshield, and the father, in an absolute panic (as he doesn't want his daughter to see the penis), quickly turns on the windshield wipers (to get the dick off the windshield, and out of view of his daughter). The observant daughter asks: "Daddy, what was that?" Her father, still in a panic, says, "Oh it was only a..... uh........ butterfly"." Must've more...

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