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    The Boy & The father

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    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
    boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

    "That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

    Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
    stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

    The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate
    his plain toast (no honey and butter.)

    Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
    should I?

    How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
    Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
    The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
    Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

    A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
    Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
    "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
    The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
    Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
    The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

    What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun? A killer butterfly!

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