Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Where can a burger get a great nights sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? Steak Me Out to the Ballgame!

Q. What do Micheal Jackson and Burger King have in common?
A. They both stick thier meat in five year old buns.

When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb, where did it go? Oh, ewe know!

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed' meats'!

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.