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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice!
When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down.
Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikant can't slam a revolving door.
Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
If you Google search' Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Rajnikant once more...

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: Theyve both swallowed a lot of semen.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallowed a lot of semen.

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?"

"No, no, no. It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these deductions. For example: you listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife."

"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "I forgot to tell you - we also deliver."

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.