Astronauts Jokes / Recent Jokes

Astronauts guided into place and bolted down a 2-ton addition to the international space station Tuesday, making the first of three difficult spacewalks.
In related news, comedian Isaac Thomas still struggles to moonwalk.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

Why didnt the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer. Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying,' Who's there?'