Aspen Jokes

A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I`ve never seen so many Freudians slips."

Special Report from Rooterz Newz Service, Palm Beach, CA
The recent tragic death of Sonny Bono and death of Michael Kennedy in
tree-related skiing accidents has conspiracy theorists abuzz.
The ominous parallels can't be denied:
William Kennedy died after skiing into a tree in Aspen, CO.
Sonny Bono died after skiing into a tree in Lake Tahoe, CA.
An Aspen is a kind of tree.
The word "Tahoe" is Native American for "tree."
Bono was interviewed by MTV VJ "Kennedy" at the last Republican.
Kennedy had a secretary named "Loni"-which rhymes, sort of, with "Sonny."
Kennedy was a socialist who thought everyone (but him) should just "share."
Bono was once married to "Cher."
Kennedy was born into an idolized family yet managed to disgrace himself.
After losing family and career in his divorce with Cher, a disgraced Bono managed to recreate himself honorably and rise to the more...